Wynonna Judd

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)