Jason Chaffetz

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)